Would You Buy A Used Car From The CPC Leader?

Don't make me cry, bozo. This is a guy who, after twenty years, managed to lose his own riding to a practically unknown Liberal candidate. The people who know him best turfed him. In other words, they didn't want to see our leader as prime minister, and so they kicked his sorry ass to the curb. Meanwhile, the political novice right next door managed to win his riding. Speaks volumes about what Canadians really think of him.

Again, this is a guy whose personal polling number has done nothing but sink like a rock since election day. No one gives a shit what this guy has to say, much less what he would do if we had the misfortune of having him as prime minister. If the CPC leader had wheels, he would be a car. 

Again, it took extraordinary skill to turn your own people against you in a riding you've held since Jesus was but a thought in holy circles. No one wants to have anything to do with this guy going forward, but nonetheless, the good people of Alberta are intent on foisting him upon the rest of us. So be it. 

For fellow Conservatives, I remind you that keeping this guy as leader means an almost certain loss in the next election. But it's not like we aren't already used to that in spades, after all, having had the likes of Scheer, O'Toole and this guy as leader. So, go ahead and fall in line behind this political afterthought next January. Then we'll all get what we so richly deserve, another five years in opposition. That's the great part of being a Conservative, no matter the leader, I always get the best and last laugh when we explode politically after every single election since 2015. Much more of the same straight ahead.