His Paid Bots.

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I found the list of necessary prerequisites to qualify as one of his paid bots:

Four-inch dick, or preferably less;

Brain the size of a flea;

Inconsequential intelligence set on park;

Slavish devotion to a bona fide loser;

Perennial obedience to a guy not worth knowing;

Ever-present willingness to kiss ass, lick boots, fawn over the absurd and do other assorted devious and questionable tasks coming from a guy who looks in the mirror in search of a cure for his personal inadequacies and professional and political malpractice.