Wednesday 3 January 2024

Come On, Step Up And Pay For My Trip To Jamaica!

Don't be a cheapskate. Pony up, I'm next. You know, at no cost.

And then don't forget to ask me about the quid pro quo. After all, it wouldn't be polite if I didn't return the favour: with some gift, appointment, contract or other largess of government. Like I said, it wouldn't be fair. Naturally, I'll gratefully see what I can do as soon as I get back! I'm just that kind of guy.


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